I hate it when my underwear ride up my rear. It could quite possibly be because I insist on wearing the underwear that were too small, oh 20 pounds ago. Which is pretty funny, because I’m wearing pants that fit when I was 20 pounds the other way. A wedgie, under clown pants.

But at least my upper half is smooth. I wear a sucker-inner, and that thing is just plain awesome. It boosts the girls, and smooths away all that is lumpy and unattractive. I have one in black, one in nude, and I wear them under EVERYthing. It makes my clothes fit better, and it makes me feel like I don’t have muffin top. The only drawback? They stay up most of the time, but everyone in awhile it creeps up over a fat roll and then that damn camisole rolls up like a cheap window shade. I’m pretty sure no one can tell but its a weird feeling.

My Mom is a big-believer in spandex, and passed that gene on to me. I work Spanx on my wedding day, and would wear pantyhose under all manner of clothing because we all need some control.

I wonder if they have sucker-inner’s in a bodysuit style?