From: Mom, queenb@thehoneyb.com
To: Honey, honey@thehoneyb.com
Date: Sun, Mar 7, 2010 at 10:27 PM
Subject: The Scent of Spring! No, Not the Dryer Sheet…

Oh Honey!!! Running? Are you OK?

Seriously darling, women in our family should not run, we are too big-breasted. It’s painful to do it and it is painful to watch — and if you are running down the sidewalk you will be seen. People look at runners and grade them. We all do it Honey – not just me -and then most share the grade with the person in the car with them…..

I have three grades myself -

#1 “Yep you look great in spandex! I would run too if I looked like that- probably naked though. Now that you have ruined my day you can go home and eat some wheat grass. I myself will be having a double portion of Prozac for dessert tonight.”

#2 “Oh yes, you need to be running! And you should probably be thinking about liposuction also. But I admire your drive and perseverance. I will be praying that you make it home without some sort of a heart episode – way to go.”

#3 “Oh dear…my boobs hurt just watching you…they have yet to engineer a sports bra to handle those dear – just go home and buy a stationary bike. Where is your Mother? She should have told you before you went out in public like that?”

Just sharing the vast amount of knowledge I have acquired over my lifetime. I know you appreciate it…..

Love from your mother,
Queen B.