Ok, so this weekend I was inspired by the girls on Twitter to deal with the hairy takeover of my forehead.

So twenty minutes later, I have two eyebrows that resemble lightning bolts, some unsuspecting blemishes are bleeding, and I’m Googling pore minimizers because I’ve realized I have moon craters on my nose!!

A close-up mirror and a pair of tweezers is a dangerous thing.

And my skin did not do well in its close up interview. I’ve been getting these blemishes that I’m pretty sure stem from my brain. They’re huge, they usually show up right in the middle of my forehead so I look like a cyclops, and if I lean over I can feel a pulse. These suckers are resistant to popping- and don’t lie, you know you do it too.

I’m on the hunt for the ultimate facial exterminator because these pests gotta go. I’m open to anything, any brand or homemade remedy, so long as it doesn’t involve mayonnaise. Any suggestions?