Some comments just crack me up….this is a great one from Natalie at I Was Told There Would be Pajamas commenting on Never Say Never!

So she must have been making some sort of hippie statement about people over-using paper products. In my book she’s a bi***! {I know, seriously- two squares is just cruel.} You always send more than enough over if someone needs it and if possible, you send a whole roll. Some of these modern contraptions don’t allow you to get them out without a super secret key. Which is a power play by the janitorial staff if you ask me. I mean seriously they treat us like children. What, we aren’t responsible enough to have access to the roll of toilet paper? Because obviously if we did we would start teepeeing the workplace up. Locking up the toilet paper is the only fool-proof way to keep us all in line after all. {I’ve heard some companies have trouble with people stealing the tp- why?! I think my company has sandpaper posing as tp to prevent that- or as Marmot calls it, John Wayne toilet paper (rough, tough, and doesn’t take shit from nobody) lol}

I can’t think of a specific situation of something I said I would never do and then did, but I am certain there have been a TON of them. If I were in your shoes in this situation, I definitely would have made the run for it. If someone would have caught me I think I would have turned it into a big joke. But then I would habitually hide from that person at all costs for the rest of my life. Yet another reason where if I can make it, I will try to get to another floor in the office building. {Great minds think alike! This bathroom was on 4th floor, I work on main- hah!} Some might say it is mean to drop a bomb, but to me it is more important to never have to look the woman who was in the stall next to me in the eye again. {Truer words were never spoken.}

And while we’re on the topic….has anyone acutally stolen work toilet paper?? I’m intrigued, and we all pledge to maintain your anonymity if you confess that you’re the reason for the padlock situation…