From: Mom, queenb@thehoneyb.com
To: Honey, honey@thehoneyb.com
Date: Tue, Apr 06, 2010 at 08:40 AM
Subject: Sign Me Up Already!

Honey, I want to sign up for the flip flops giveaway but I can’t figure out what I have to do! Its like you’re speaking another language – what is this stuff? Google friend? I’m your Mother for goodness sake, do we have to be friends too! Twitter – Tweet – Swagbugs – Grabbing Blog Buttons?

And what is Feedburn, it sounds like a diet plan. I had better luck understanding you when you were speaking “two year old” – just sign me up for goodness sake.

And I want lots of entries by the way – I think I’ve earned them. One for each hour I was in labor with you. One for every time you bit me when you were breastfeeding. Two for the Sunday morning you told the Pastor that I said the “S-word”. At least three for the time you had projectile vomited onto my new padded office chair. And four for smoking in the barn at thirteen and almost burning it to the ground.

Well, that should do it for now – can’t wait to see what I look like in those cuties!

Love from your Mother,
Queen B.